chrome! is cool. kinda

yeah so I'm using the extremely nifty new browser by Google as I write this blog post. It looks pretty cool but like theres no tool bar at the top and at first I was like , "OH NO. THERE'S NO TOOLBAR?!?! WHAT DO I DO IF I HAVE TO FILE>NEW TAB?!?!?!" but then i found this like page looking button in the corner so now i'm all good. Yeah so steff told me that I should write about whatever comes to mind so I've decided about to write about one of the biggest problems in American society today. Over the years, I've noticed that the quantities and sizes of portions have decreased from since when I was about 5 years old. Most importantly, the size of the cookies within the Tollhouse and Chips Ahoy packets are just no longer up to par to today's demands. Over the now coming on 12 years that I have lived in this great nation, the size and the overall circumference of the cookie has decreased. Most specifically, the Chewy Chips Ahoy Chocolate Chip Cookie, AKA CCACCC. 

The CCACCC had been one of the top snack foods in the history of after-school snacks of America. 12 years ago, one was hardly able to dip the CCACCC into a cup of milk because the round edges of the cookie were just too large and round to get past of the edge of the cup. However, in modern times, one easily loses the CCACCC within the cup of milk and soon all that is left is a brown semi-solid drink that used to be milk. Thus, the size of the CCACCC has been reduced dramatically. 

The cause of this shrinkage could be fault of the failing American economy or a lack of interest and demand for the CCACCC. However, since the latter is impossible, the only logical conclusion is that the failing American economy is directly affecting the CCACCC. Thus, only by bringing the American economy back to its superior status will the CCACCC be able to return to its original state. 

As a result of this shrinkage of the circumference of the CCACCC, kids of modern and future times will no longer be able to savor the taste of the CCACCC in more than two bites, thus being forced to nearly swallow two CCACCCs within one mouthful. Putting children under such heinous acts should be considered abuse and phsychologically damaging. Thus, Chips Ahoy and its mother company should be dully persecuted and punished. 

whew. that was a mouthful. I hope you understand my reasoning. lol this thing was a slight exaggeration of the frustation of the tiny cookies nowadays but still. it's tiny. come on.

anyway, I hope you enjoyed it. lol GIMME SOME MORE TOPICS. 

ciao